January 2012
19 posts
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Me: Hooray! I’ve been doing p90x for 9 days already! John: Oh good. I’ve been sleeping. I’ve been doing p90zZzz’s
Restaurants & Ordering
As I sit here eating my eggs I am reminded of a conversation I had with my friends about ordering at restaurants. Why is it that we take 10-20 minutes looking through a menu going “Oh… I don’t know what I should get. Oh I want to try something new. Oh there’s so many options. Oh there’s no pictures. bla bla blaaablaba” and end up ordering the same fucking thing...
Fucking Disneyland
I just read a pretty funny post from my friend about college kids going to Disneyland and you know what? I actually find it amazing at how casual and frequent a lot of kids go to Disneyland. It’s like a fucking mall to them. For me, I don’t go to Disneyland or theme parks often. I go like once every 3-4 years with family. And when I do go, shit. I’m decked out with a backpack,...
Heartbeat - Childish Gambino
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What the hell is wrong with me
I’m reading The Hunger Games right now and I am tensed up and hooked. My eyes are red. My back is aching. My left foot is shaking. I’m just about to piss in my gym shorts right now.
Post/Post/Post
I swear to God I’ve been saying “So this is what Kevin was saying when he mentioned about…[insert experience here]” a lot in my head for the past 12 hours. I felt amazing this morning. Motivated and just eager to do shit. But since noon, I’ve just been feeling dabs of lows.
I took a nap after getting back and I had a series of really depressing dreams. I...
2011 -> 2012
New Years Eve at OMFG was amazing. I haven’t had that much fun in a long time and I don’t remember smiling as much as I did last night. Enjoyed everything except for the countdown cause I was frantically searching for people. It was my first New Years Eve away from family. My dad was kind of upset when I first told him I wasn’t going to be at the family party. His paranoia self...
December 2011
20 posts
Get Shaved!
I finally got Get Shaved last night. My friends and I got shaved ice and they all looked so colorful! Their shaved ice looks like it comes straight from fucking Candy Land or from Katy Perry’s one video where whip cream was coming from her breastesess. It wasn’t only delicious in my mouth but in my eyes too! D: It was that fucking amazing!
I now know what a rainbow tastes like when...
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My Christmas Wrapping is Shitty
Just wrapped my Christmas presents and my wrapping is hands down terrible. God, even Martha Stewart can’t save me. But you know what? I’m okay with that. The horrible wrapping will only make the gift in it even more amazing, or… just shittier.
Fuck Around in Public
When my friends and I goof off and fuck around in public, I think we’re the coolest people in the world. But when I see other groups of friends goof off and fuck around in public, I think they’re all annoying dumbasses. What is this double standard fuckery? D:
Mmm Warm Things
An interesting thing about being sick is my increased attraction for warm things. Earlier, I couldn’t help but look over my chicken noodles soup letting the steam heat up my face. It felt like my face was in a bath house. Later on, I found myself caressing and rubbing the hot back of my television. And right now, I am enjoying the heat on my crotch coming from the bottom of my laptop....
Monopoly Deal
So my friends always play Monopoly Deal. I never understood the hype and I never joined them because I suck at games and I was never a big fan of the original Monopoly game because I always end up falling asleep, losing all my money after the first 3 turns, or moving someone else’s silver play piece shit by accident and ruining the game. BUT TODAY, I played Monopoly Deal for the first time...
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November 2011
10 posts
The old Power Rangers had it easy.
They just had to hold up their morphers and say their animal’s name to transform. Now they’ve been having to do some gymnastic vortex calligraphy flip magician shit to transform.
October 2011
13 posts
Some people need to suck it.