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Me: Hooray! I’ve been doing p90x for 9 days already!
John: Oh good. I’ve been sleeping. I’ve been doing p90zZzz’s
As I sit here eating my eggs I am reminded of a conversation I had with my friends about ordering at restaurants.
Why is it that we take 10-20 minutes looking through a menu going “Oh… I don’t know what I should get. Oh I want to try something new. Oh there’s so many options. Oh there’s no pictures. bla bla blaaablaba” and end up ordering the same fucking thing we got last time.
Next time I go to a restaurant, I’m just going to look at the waiter and go “Surprise me” and then give them a wink.
Trouble Maker - Trouble Maker
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I’m back.
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I just read a pretty funny post from my friend about college kids going to Disneyland and you know what? I actually find it amazing at how casual and frequent a lot of kids go to Disneyland. It’s like a fucking mall to them.
For me, I don’t go to Disneyland or theme parks often. I go like once every 3-4 years with family. And when I do go, shit. I’m decked out with a backpack, water bottles, sandwiches, chips, cards, walkie talkies, extra socks. I am fucking prepared.
And I didn’t even mention the shit my family would have in the lockers.
Heartbeat - Childish Gambino
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I need this to be over because everything is coming back.
I’m reading The Hunger Games right now and I am tensed up and hooked. My eyes are red. My back is aching. My left foot is shaking.
I’m just about to piss in my gym shorts right now.
hella roll-back watching this :’D grungy drops all night long!
this night was honestly too much